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Offline Larry Bees

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Never Lie
« on: May 29, 2011, 03:15:06 pm »
A mother and father took their 6 year old son to a nude beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed the some of the ladies had boobs bigger than his mother's and asked her why. The mother told her son, "The bigger they are, the dumber that person is."

Satisfied with the answer, the boy left to play in the ocean, but returned to tell his mother that many of the men have larger pee-pees than his dad. His mother explained, "The bigger they are, the dumber that person is."

Again, satisfied with answer, the boy returned to the ocean to play. Shortly after, the boy returned again, promptly informing his mother, "Daddy is talking to the dumbest girl on the beach and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets."

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Re: Never Lie
« Reply #1 on: May 29, 2011, 06:26:02 pm »
Adam had the same problem, as has every man since. 

The longer he talks to a woman the dumber he sounds, has nothing to do with her intelligence level.
Although it does have a lot to do with boob size (the bigger the dumber the man),
age (the younger the dumber the man),
and figure of the woman (the more curves the dumber the man). 
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Re: Never Lie
« Reply #2 on: May 29, 2011, 06:29:31 pm »
The voice of experience??
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

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Re: Never Lie
« Reply #3 on: May 31, 2011, 06:41:32 pm »
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