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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: pdmattox on January 19, 2007, 09:03:09 pm

Title: Presidents In Oz
Post by: pdmattox on January 19, 2007, 09:03:09 pm

Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado, and off they whirled to the land of OZ.
They finally made it to the Emerald City and went to find the Great Wizard.
 â€œWhat brings the 4 of you before the great Wizard of Oz?”
Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said: "I've come for some courage."
 No Problem! Said the Wizard. Who’s next?
 Richard Nixon stepped forward, “Well, I think I need a heart."
  "Done! Says the Wizard.
 Up stepped George Bush and said,
"I'm told by the American people that I need a brain."
"No problem! Said the Wizard. Consider it done."
 Then there is a great silence in the hall.

Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but he doesn't say a word.

Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, "Well, what do you want?"

 "IS DOROTHY HERE?"
     
 

 

Title: Re: Presidents In Oz
Post by: Kathyp on January 19, 2007, 09:11:17 pm

good one.  may i pass it on?

Title: Re: Presidents In Oz
Post by: pdmattox on January 19, 2007, 09:14:08 pm

Pass it as much as you want. :-D

Title: Re: Presidents In Oz
Post by: mabuzzbee on January 19, 2007, 10:54:00 pm

Thanks for the laugh

Title: Re: Presidents In Oz
Post by: buzzbeejr on January 21, 2007, 12:48:30 am

i dont get it might i might get mom to explain it to me.