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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: beecanbee on November 21, 2009, 08:10:40 pm

Title: World's Shortest Fairy Tale
Post by: beecanbee on November 21, 2009, 08:10:40 pm

 
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'

The girl said, 'NO!'

And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and didn’t invite people he didn’t like to his BBQ’s and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and wore whatever he wanted whenever he wanted and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

The end

Title: Re: World's Shortest Fairy Tale
Post by: annette on November 22, 2009, 12:41:06 am

I have to say beecanbee, I read all your jokes and they are very, very funny. A few off color, but very funny :-D :-D

Title: Re: World's Shortest Fairy Tale
Post by: beecanbee on November 22, 2009, 07:03:13 am

Why, thanks for that....  my little secret, is that these jokes come to me via a bloke in Australia - and the ones that are off-color have generally been cleaned up a lot before I pass them on.

Title: Re: World's Shortest Fairy Tale
Post by: 1reb on November 22, 2009, 10:06:02 pm

lol

Title: Re: World's Shortest Fairy Tale
Post by: Bee Happy on November 27, 2009, 10:08:48 am

 ;) mine let me keep socks with sandals (as long as they're argyle.) I can't complain.