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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: BULLSEYE BILL on February 12, 2009, 12:31:07 pm

Title: Catholic parrots
Post by: BULLSEYE BILL on February 12, 2009, 12:31:07 pm

OKiequeenbee goes to her priest one day and tells him, 'Father, I have a problem.

I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.'

'What do they say?' the priest inquired.

They say, 'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?'

'That's obscene!' the priest exclaimed, then he thought for a moment.

'You know,' he said, 'I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots,
which I have taught to pray and read the Bible.

Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter.

My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying . . That phrase . . In no time.'

'Thank you,' OKiequeenbee responded, 'this may very well be the solution.'

The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house.

As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots sere inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying.

Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them.

After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison:

Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?'

There was stunned silence.

Shocked, One male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed,

'Put the beads away, Frank.

Our prayers have been answered!'

Title: Re: Catholic parrots
Post by: Derek on February 12, 2009, 01:10:52 pm

LOL.. :lau:

Title: Re: Catholic parrots
Post by: JP on February 12, 2009, 06:22:57 pm

Ooooh, I like that one! :-D


...JP

Title: Re: Catholic parrots
Post by: 1reb on February 12, 2009, 09:40:13 pm

 :evil:

Title: Re: Catholic parrots
Post by: annette on February 13, 2009, 01:10:47 am

Very funny!!

Title: Re: Catholic parrots
Post by: Big John on February 13, 2009, 07:22:35 am

 :lau:    :cheer:

Title: Re: Catholic parrots
Post by: BjornBee on February 13, 2009, 07:31:29 am

Good one Bill.

So in the end, the beads really turned out to be mardi gras beads... :-D  Seems they work also... :shock:

Title: Re: Catholic parrots
Post by: Cindi on February 16, 2009, 05:37:31 pm

Very funny!!  I just feel sorry for Oakiequeenbee, smiling.  Cindi

Title: Re: Catholic parrots
Post by: okiequeenbee on February 17, 2009, 01:03:58 pm

Oh Cindi, don't feel sorry for me, the girls just wanna have fun.  And now it seems, I will soon hear the flapping of little wings around the house.   :yippiechick:

Title: Re: Catholic parrots
Post by: Cindi on February 18, 2009, 12:14:47 pm

Quote from: okiequeenbee on February 17, 2009, 01:03:58 pm

Oh Cindi, don't feel sorry for me, the girls just wanna have fun.   :yippiechick:

Oakiqueenbee, I like that, girlie, girls!!!  Hee, hee, smiling.  Have that great, most wonderfully awesome day, love and live life.  Cindi