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Offline Irwin

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Doctor's
« on: July 29, 2010, 06:57:56 pm »


A doctor from Israel says: "In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we cut-off a man´s testicles, we put it into another man and in 6 weeks he is looking for work"
The German doctor comments:"That´s nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out from a person, we put it into another person´s head and in 4 weeks he is looking for 
work"
A Russian doctor says: That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart out from a person, we put it into another person´s chest and in 2 weeks he is looking for work.
The US doctor answers immediately: That´s nothing colleagues, you are way behind us....in the USA (just over a year ago) we grabbed a person with no brains, no heart and no balls....we put him in as President and now....the whole country is looking for 
work!!!!!


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Re: Doctor's
« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2010, 07:10:02 pm »
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"In the first place, we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed, or birthplace, or origin. But this is predicated upon the person's becoming in every facet an American, and nothing but an American...There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag...We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language...And we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people."

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Re: Doctor's
« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2010, 08:48:39 pm »
Fuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnny.
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Re: Doctor's
« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2010, 08:57:59 pm »
TRUUUUUUUUUUUUE
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