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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: iddee on January 26, 2010, 06:51:13 pm
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A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue.
Doctor: "What happened?"
Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp."
Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that.. When your husband comes home drunk,
just take a glass of sweet tea and start gargling with it. Just gargle and gargle."
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.
Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk,
I gargled with sweet tea. I gargled and gargled, and nothing happened!"
Doctor: "You see how keeping your mouth shut helps?"
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consider yourself killed :evil: :buttkick:
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It's been nice knowing you iddee :-D
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While I am warrior without fear of death, even I won't volunteer to protect you on this one. I don't think the Marines would be able to save you from the ladies now. I will pray for you.... :-D
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:-P :-P :-P :jail:
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We WILL miss ya though. :'(
Or as my 90yr old grandmother said as she looked into her fathers casket "Don't he look natural." :bee: :bee: :bee:
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Refraining from statements, comments and antidotes like that has managed to keep me married for nearly 30 years to the same lady.
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My wife and I have the perfect solution for an enduring marriage (38 yesrs this month); When one of us talks, the other doesn't listen.