I was in the "Texas Rose" tavern last night, at the bar waiting for a beer,
when a Butt-ugly, big old heifer (a girl) came up behind me, and slapped
me on the butt. She said, ??Hey sexy, I dig old fat guys ? ...How about
giving me your number.?
I looked at her and asked, ??Have you got a pen??
She said, ??I sure do!"
I replied, ??Well, you better get back into it before the farmer notices you?re missing.??
...My dental surgery is on Monday.
Topic: dental work (Read 1679 times)