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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: BigRog on February 18, 2005, 06:44:07 am

Title: One of my favorite quotes
Post by: BigRog on February 18, 2005, 06:44:07 am
"If you don't go to other men's funerals,
        they won't go to yours."
 
                                -- Clarence S. Day
Title: One of my favorite quotes
Post by: Horns Pure Honey on February 18, 2005, 02:36:10 pm
My favorite is "its colder than a welldiggers @$$ in alaska", lol
Title: One of my favorite quotes
Post by: Violacea on February 21, 2005, 01:01:35 am
Quote
As I lie in my bed at night staring up at the stars, I think to myself "Where the heck is the ceiling?!"


 :D
Title: One of my favorite quotes
Post by: buzz on February 21, 2005, 02:15:22 am
Check my sig :lol:
Title: One of my favorite quotes
Post by: Horns Pure Honey on February 21, 2005, 03:53:10 pm
That is true, every guy in my family has his own dog and his own favorite breed. bye :D
Title: One of my favorite quotes
Post by: Violacea on February 22, 2005, 11:16:02 pm
I like what my sister said:  "Did you know Abraham Lincoln was born in a log cabin he built with his own two hands?" 8)
Title: One of my favorite quotes
Post by: TwT on February 23, 2005, 09:47:31 am
Quote from: Violacea
I like what my sister said:  "Did you know Abraham Lincoln was born in a log cabin he built with his own two hands?" 8)


 :D  :D  :D
Title: One of my favorite quotes
Post by: Horns Pure Honey on February 23, 2005, 05:45:07 pm
I also like the one that for some reason not many people have seen before. It is " The higher the hair the closer to Jesus" lol, bye :D
Title: One of my favorite quotes
Post by: Sting on February 25, 2005, 12:15:38 pm
Shakespeare:  My signature says it all, don`t you think?
Title: One of my favorite quotes
Post by: thegolfpsycho on February 25, 2005, 01:14:43 pm
Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, "It is better to drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."-- Babe Ruth