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Offline iddee

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Dear Abby
« on: November 11, 2015, 10:23:55 pm »
Dear Abby:
My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning and when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows he cheats on me. It is so humiliating!
 
Also, since he lost his job 14 years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one.
 
All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and shoot bull with his buddies and has sex with hookers while I work so hard to pay our bills.
 
Since our daughter went away to college and then got married; he doesn't even pretend to like me, and hints that I may be a lesbian.
 
What should I do?
 
Signed: Clueless
 

Dear Clueless:
 
Grow up and dump him. You don't need him anymore! Good grief woman, you're running for President of the United States!
 
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

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Re: Dear Abby
« Reply #1 on: November 11, 2015, 11:16:07 pm »
 :grin:
Democracy is 2 wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote.
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Re: Dear Abby
« Reply #2 on: November 12, 2015, 10:20:05 am »
ROFL
   Caught me off guard on that one, almost spit my morning coffee out!
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Re: Dear Abby
« Reply #3 on: November 12, 2015, 12:07:02 pm »
 :grin: :cheesy: :cool:
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Listen to others but make your own decisions. That way you own the results.
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Re: Dear Abby
« Reply #4 on: November 12, 2015, 05:19:08 pm »
 :tongue: :cool: :cheesy:

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Re: Dear Abby
« Reply #5 on: November 13, 2015, 11:07:41 pm »
That sums it up :cool: :cool:
"Character is doing the right thing when nobody's looking." J. C. Watts