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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: beecanbee on September 09, 2009, 09:19:06 pm
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Twice a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.
We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas.
I take my wife everywhere... but she keeps finding her way back.
I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said. So I suggested the kitchen.
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said 'There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!'. So I bought her an electric chair.
My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburettor. I asked where the car was; she told me 'In the lake.'
She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.
She ran after the garbage truck, yelling 'Am I too late for the garbage?'.. The driver said 'No, jump in!'
Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.
The last fight was my fault though! My wife asked 'What's on the TV?' I said 'Dust!'
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Very cute :-D :-D
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