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Offline TwT

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A Blonde's Year in Review
« on: December 02, 2007, 12:19:59 am »
A Blonde's Year in Review

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....
               Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in printer !!!

March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....
           box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours ... power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of
         water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later,
        the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....
             car swamped because soft-top was open.

September - The capital of  California is "C".....isn't it???

October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1 /2 days . instructions said 1 hour
                 per pound and I weigh 1 08!!

December - Couldn't call 9 1 1 .. "duh".....there's no "eleven" button
                 on the stupid phone!!!
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Re: A Blonde's Year in Review
« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2007, 12:30:56 am »
In case you thought TwT was joking watch this video it makes Miss South Carolina look like a Mensa member.

And Yes that is Kellie Pickler
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juOQhTuzDQ0


Sincerely,
Brendhan
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Re: A Blonde's Year in Review
« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2007, 12:44:47 am »
Hey, she was right about one thing--there is no E in word.
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Re: A Blonde's Year in Review
« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2007, 11:03:07 am »
Ted, ah, hah, hah, ha, hah, can't spell laughing....oh brother.  Good joke, and to think that I used to like my hair blonde. Have a wonderful day.  C
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Re: A Blonde's Year in Review
« Reply #4 on: December 02, 2007, 09:05:09 pm »
Hey but she sure is cute, that's gotta count for something, I guess.
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