OK, Ok, I swear on my life that all I said was. " I still speak Japanese, but as I don't get to talk much I am slowly forgetting. Good luck and have a nice day." That is all, ask Brian, he can verify it.
I promise, I promise, I promise. :-D
I can teach you all the other stuff though, just PM me. I taught some college extension courses in Japanese after I got back.
One good thing about Utah, with 75K missionaries in the world, most of them from Utah, you can almost always find a guy close that can speak any language you can think off. When we did the olympics here in "02" it was a piece of cake.
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