Now all they have to do is figure out how to ski through the culverts or jump the driveways. YEE HAW!!
How about some of these:
You might be from Washington if you go Duck hunting with a shovel.
You might be a Redneck if you've bagged a 'coon bare handed.
You might be a Redneck if you can catch a skunk by the tail and not get stunk.