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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: edward on September 16, 2013, 05:26:45 pm

Title: You drive me crazy
Post by: edward on September 16, 2013, 05:26:45 pm

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.

 Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.

'Careful,' he said, 'CAREFUL!

Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once.

TOO MANY!

Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter.

Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?

 They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL!

You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up!


 Are you CRAZY?

Have you LOST your mind?


Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt.

USE THE SALT! THE SALT!'
 

The wife stared at him.  :shock:

'What in the world is wrong with you?

You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?'

 The husband calmly replied,



'I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving.'  :-D


mvh Edward  :-P

Title: Re: You drive me crazy
Post by: Joe D on September 16, 2013, 07:54:48 pm

Read it to my wife, she didn't like it one bit.



I did



Joe

Title: Re: You drive me crazy
Post by: tefer2 on September 16, 2013, 10:37:45 pm

 :lau: X:X

Title: Re: You drive me crazy
Post by: OldMech on September 24, 2013, 12:40:17 am

Oooooohhhh... Perfect..  Wish me luck!


   This may be my last post... EVER    LOL

Title: Re: You drive me crazy
Post by: BeeMaster2 on September 24, 2013, 05:37:33 am

 :yippiechick:

Title: Re: You drive me crazy
Post by: Simon on September 24, 2013, 06:45:57 am

 :lau: Good one!