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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: Sparky on December 22, 2011, 06:39:15 pm

Title: Confucius on Master Key
Post by: Sparky on December 22, 2011, 06:39:15 pm

 
Woman asks: If I sleep with three men, everyone calls me a bleep. But when a man sleeps with ten women, every one calls him a real man. How come . . . ???
Confucius replies:  "It's very simple. When one lock can be opened by three different keys, it's a bad lock. But when one key can open ten different locks, we call it a MASTER KEY ...."   
 
 

 

 

Title: Re: Confucius on Master Key
Post by: Larry Bees on December 22, 2011, 11:22:56 pm

 :lau: :lau: :lau:

Title: Re: Confucius on Master Key
Post by: beehave on December 26, 2011, 03:04:45 am

The King of Siam, explaining his many wives and concubines to Anna.

 "For a bee to go from blossom to blossom,
Is as natural as can be.
But a blossom should never, ever go
From bee to bee to bee."

Title: Re: Confucius on Master Key
Post by: beee farmer on December 26, 2011, 09:45:36 pm

 :-D

Title: Re: Confucius on Master Key
Post by: Irwin on January 02, 2012, 11:37:23 am

 :-D :roll:

Title: Re: Confucius on Master Key
Post by: Kathyp on January 02, 2012, 12:21:33 pm

there is a leaky testosterone vessel around here somewhere!   :evil: