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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: JP on January 12, 2012, 01:35:46 pm

Title: Depressed
Post by: JP on January 12, 2012, 01:35:46 pm
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."


Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."


Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!


I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc .... I called a Suicide Hotline.


I had to press 1 for English.


I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.

They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......


Folks, we're screwed
Title: Re: Depressed
Post by: tefer2 on January 12, 2012, 02:04:56 pm
LOL :-D
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Post by: Kathyp on January 12, 2012, 02:14:11 pm
 :cheer:

i may have to pass that one along!
Title: Re: Depressed
Post by: AllenF on January 12, 2012, 07:04:41 pm
 :lau: :lau:
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Post by: BlueBee on January 12, 2012, 07:51:54 pm
Next time press 3 for Arabic  :-D
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Post by: Larry Bees on January 13, 2012, 01:09:00 pm
 :lau: :lau: :lau:
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Post by: backyard warrior on January 13, 2012, 09:48:07 pm
Your a piece of work JP i could tell that just by watching your videos if you cant have fun in life why live keep up the humor Chris :)
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Post by: Keeperwannabe on February 02, 2012, 03:05:03 am
Awesome, just awesome.