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Offline JP

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Depressed
« on: January 12, 2012, 01:35:46 pm »
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."


Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."


Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!


I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc .... I called a Suicide Hotline.


I had to press 1 for English.


I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.

They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......


Folks, we're screwed
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Offline tefer2

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Re: Depressed
« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2012, 02:04:56 pm »
LOL :-D

Offline Kathyp

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Re: Depressed
« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2012, 02:14:11 pm »
 :cheer:

i may have to pass that one along!
Someone really ought to tell them that the world of Ayn Rand?s novel was not meant to be aspirational.

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Re: Depressed
« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2012, 07:04:41 pm »
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Re: Depressed
« Reply #4 on: January 12, 2012, 07:51:54 pm »
Next time press 3 for Arabic  :-D

Offline Larry Bees

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Re: Depressed
« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2012, 01:09:00 pm »
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Re: Depressed
« Reply #6 on: January 13, 2012, 09:48:07 pm »
Your a piece of work JP i could tell that just by watching your videos if you cant have fun in life why live keep up the humor Chris :)

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Re: Depressed
« Reply #7 on: February 02, 2012, 03:05:03 am »
Awesome, just awesome.