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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: wd on February 06, 2011, 05:40:34 pm

Title: Hunter Fail
Post by: wd on February 06, 2011, 05:40:34 pm

                             

                          (https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/_x09rOsVjeOY/TU70z1Lu3gI/AAAAAAAAAbg/gN3wsIPhqCw/s400/On_Hunt.jpg)

Title: Re: Hunter Fail
Post by: mudlakee on February 06, 2011, 06:34:17 pm

I thought no one saw that I took  nap. Tony

Title: Re: Hunter Fail
Post by: AllenF on February 06, 2011, 06:38:48 pm

I was wondering what happened to my sandwich.

Title: Re: Hunter Fail
Post by: Jerrymac on February 06, 2011, 07:59:02 pm

Did ya'll hear about the fox that shot the hunter that shot him?


Fox shoots man

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20110113/od_nm/us_belarus_fox (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20110113/od_nm/us_belarus_fox)

Title: Re: Hunter Fail
Post by: AllenF on February 06, 2011, 08:01:51 pm

I would have to think that the gun went off as he was trying to finish the fox off with the butt of his gun.  Stupid move.

Title: Re: Hunter Fail
Post by: Jerrymac on February 06, 2011, 08:06:15 pm

I had a friend that go shot by a bush. She leaned the rifle against a tree to relieve herself. When done she grabbed the muzzle of the gun and a twig pulled the trigger. She died of gunshot wound to the chest.

Title: Re: Hunter Fail
Post by: wd on February 06, 2011, 10:33:48 pm

that's terrible jerrrymac, I'd think she didn't have the safety switch on,  didn't catch the fox shoots man story.. how odd..

My only accident took place in my mid twenties when I was after a wild hog, looked like a full grown chester white, I was way too nervous, thought it might turn on me so I wasn't paying close enough attention to where I was I walking, well it was combined with a slow jog. anyway,

Took the safety off during this time while taking position to try and get that shot in. The hog was out in the open headed for some thick bush with a few trees getting in the way. I just had to move in a little more, when I did, I pulled up the rifle about the same time I found myself falling head first down a little 20 ft deep ravine. The gun went off when I hit bottom. didn't get hurt, got scared and felt real stupid. happened fast.

I wonder who this is?

(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/_x09rOsVjeOY/TU9Og8lkBFI/AAAAAAAAAb8/mXGKzfORspY/s800/hunting.jpg)

Title: Re: Hunter Fail
Post by: Jerrymac on February 06, 2011, 11:51:27 pm

Isn't it amazing how deer understand man made signs?

Title: Re: Hunter Fail
Post by: Brian D. Bray on February 09, 2011, 01:09:48 am

Maybe he should have an honorable mention at the Darwin Awards.

Title: Re: Hunter Fail
Post by: AllenF on February 09, 2011, 07:40:46 pm

(http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/4241/deerbuttdoorbell.jpg) (http://img121.imageshack.us/i/deerbuttdoorbell.jpg/)

What would Darwin say about this?  Here's your sign.