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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: Irwin on November 05, 2008, 10:42:43 am
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More Brain Stuff . . From Cambridge University .
Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
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This has been done before :-D
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:-D
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This has been done before :-D
http://forum.beemaster.com/index.php/topic,12999.0.html
And Before
http://forum.beemaster.com/index.php/topic,2385.0.html
And Before
http://forum.beemaster.com/index.php/topic,13487.0.html
And it is still pretty amazing. ;)
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Sorry about that maybe I should do a search before I post :oops:
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Sorry about that maybe I should do a search before I post :oops:
Or at least ask Jerry. He doesn't miss much around here. :-P
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Well I don't know about that. I haven't visited much of anything above the coffee house in a long time.
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Don't worry Irwin I search all the time but it never seems to work for me. Then someone else posts a link telling me here it is. I always wonder what I'm doing wrong. I say post away because it might help someone else out who can't search either :-D
Keith
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I don't search past posts much, so I raed this enyjoed it. :-D Thanks.
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It may have been done before,but when the Holidays come I'll be sure to post a Merry Christmas.
Irwins post would not be as fun if it said look here:
http://forum.beemaster.com/index.php/topic,12999.0.html
Thanks for the post Irwin!
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Irwin,
Heh heh heh.....It made me grin even though I have seen it before.
You remind me of my best friend.....He'll tell a joke, and he can REALLY tell a joke!!! AND he can go on and on!!!!
Dad , years ago, mentioned how David would tell a joke, then be the first to laff at it!!! Then I noticed dad was RIGHT! David does laff first, which makes everybody else laff, even though the jokes are GREAT to begin with!!!...And to make it funnier, David has always reminded me of a turtle for some reason!! Like the turtle in the cartoons with the Adams apple in its long neck, saying," Huyukkk, huyukkk, huyukkk".
On the other hand, theres Lee...The guy I work with....He is always telling jokes he's heard, and usually I've heard them before....But Lee can "BUTCHER" a joke...He butchers the best jokes that Ive heard, but I laff now because I KNOW he's gonna tear the joke up!!!
He RUINS anything funny!!!! And I have to laff!! But, as long as I laff, he feels good and continues with butchering jokes...Years ago, a guy named "Little Jim"( we had another guy named "Big Jim") told Lee, after months of hearing Lees jokes,and couldnt hold back any longer, that.... "Its all in the presentation"......
How true, isnt it?
And then I had to laff at Robo posting all the previous posts of the same "Trick Reading"!
Hey Robo! It cracks me up just thinking of you going back on the search just to find the other posts!!!!
Then again....Some things I see here just about make me pee my pants, when I'm sure, some people dont see any humor in it(Like bee sting pictures!)
Cant wait for the "SpringSting" pictures from the newer beekeepers!!Ok,....I better go...all this typing has made my mouth dry!
your friend,
john
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Ok,....I better go...all this typing has made my mouth dry!
Why, do you type verbally?
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I have to speak all my words out loud tonite because janelle is right behind me and i dont want her peaking over my shoulder :-D
Or, maybe, my mouth is dry from it just sort of hangin' open while i look at this screen :-P
your friend,
john
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Ok,....I better go...all this typing has made my mouth dry!
Why, do you type verbally?
I know a guy whose mouth opens and shuts along with the tin snips when he's cutting something with them.
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Like when someone is feeding a child. Their mouth opens as if it will remotely control the child's mouth.
I have a friend that sticks his tongue out of the right side of his mouth and bites down on it when doing a delicate operation. (Putting screws in glasses. Soldering components on a circuit board, etc, etc.) It Is funny to watch when it is a multiple step operation. The tongue comes out, screw is placed, tongue goes in. Pick up next screw, tongue comes out, screw is placed, tongue goes in. Not really sure how it helps. :-P
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Typing verbally, is much better....if the reader can actually, how would you say?....."read" it correctly.... :-D
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I'd like to see some movies of these wierd things!
My wife says my eyebrows pop up and down when I get!
your friend,
john
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I have a friend that sticks his tongue out of the right side of his mouth and bites down on it when doing a delicate operation. (Putting screws in glasses. Soldering components on a circuit board, etc, etc.) It Is funny to watch when it is a multiple step operation. The tongue comes out, screw is placed, tongue goes in. Pick up next screw, tongue comes out, screw is placed, tongue goes in. Not really sure how it helps. :-P
This is called holding your mouth right. I've often told people they weren't holding their mouth right when they tried to do something and it didn't work.
To answer their question of what holding their mouth right was I would say, "You know, like when you were a little kid and concentration to keep the color inside the lines on the picture, you put you tongue to one side of the mouth."
I would then demonstrate doingwhat they had just tried to do and making sure they saw me stick my tongue to the corner of my mouth.
After my success they would try it and it would work every time. See! Just a matter of holding you tongue right.
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Like when someone is feeding a child. Their mouth opens as if it will remotely control the child's mouth.
I have a friend that sticks his tongue out of the right side of his mouth and bites down on it when doing a delicate operation. (Putting screws in glasses. Soldering components on a circuit board, etc, etc.) It Is funny to watch when it is a multiple step operation. The tongue comes out, screw is placed, tongue goes in. Pick up next screw, tongue comes out, screw is placed, tongue goes in. Not really sure how it helps. :-P
Hey it worked for Michael Jordan :-D
Keith
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:? Who :?
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:? Who :?
He was a famous baseball player.
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(http://www.sneakerfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/jordan_baseball_2.jpg)
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Oh. Sports. :roll:
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I meant "eat", not "get"...oops.
your friend,
john
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Baseball was his "hobby". Basketball was his claim to fame.
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Heh heh heh.....(Mutley Laff) :-D
your friend,
john
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I LOVED that cartoon!! J
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My dad used to crack up at that dog!!!...Mutley, and Laurel and Hardy.(or, as he would call them,"Fat and Skinny"), I remember hearing him just about HOWLING when L&H were on TV!
your friend,
john