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Offline lmehaffey

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The Power of Positive Thinking
« on: June 16, 2009, 12:29:39 pm »
Wish I could take credit for this one, but it was forwarded to me (by JimBob)!!


HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK


1. Open a new file in your computer.
2. Name it Barack Obama.
3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.
4. Empty the Recycle Bin.
5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid of Barack Obama?
6. Firmly Click 'Yes.'
7. Feel better?

GOOD! - Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi!     :evil:
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It is what it is.......except when it isn't.

Offline Irwin

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Re: The Power of Positive Thinking
« Reply #1 on: June 16, 2009, 01:18:35 pm »
Good one :-D
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Fight organized crime!  Re-elect no one.

Offline Kathyp

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Re: The Power of Positive Thinking
« Reply #2 on: June 16, 2009, 01:57:02 pm »
 :-D
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Someone really ought to tell them that the world of Ayn Rand?s novel was not meant to be aspirational.

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Re: The Power of Positive Thinking
« Reply #3 on: June 16, 2009, 11:38:49 pm »
 :evil:
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