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BeeMaster2
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March 26, 2015, 12:57:41 pm »
Two policemen call the station on the radio.
"Hello. Is that you Sarge?"
"Yes?"
"We have a case here where a woman has shot her husband for
stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean."
"Have you arrested the woman?"
"No sir. The floor is still wet."
Jim
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Democracy is 2 wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote.
Ben Franklin
mikecva
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Listen to others but make your own decisions. That way you own the results.
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iddee
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March 26, 2015, 06:38:13 pm »
My wife said, no arrest, it was justifiable homicide.
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"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"
*Shel Silverstein*
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"Character is doing the right thing when nobody's looking." J. C. Watts
tefer2
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Maggiesdad
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When the law no longer protects you from the corrupt, but protects the corrupt from you - then you know your nation is doomed.
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