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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: David McLeod on December 20, 2010, 07:18:03 pm

Title: Definition of a wife
Post by: David McLeod on December 20, 2010, 07:18:03 pm
An appliance that you screw on your bed that does your housework.
Title: Re: Definition of a wife
Post by: hardwood on December 20, 2010, 07:25:25 pm
OOOO I aint touchin' that one!

Scott
 :-D
Title: Re: Definition of a wife
Post by: Jerrymac on December 20, 2010, 07:42:22 pm
 :pop:
Title: Re: Definition of a wife
Post by: David McLeod on December 20, 2010, 07:43:08 pm
Well, do you know why bridal gowns are white?
So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

Extremely poor taste but funny nonetheless.
Ladies, please don't take offense, go on the offence.
I'm sure the fairer sex has some just as tasteless for us.
Title: Re: Definition of a wife
Post by: hardwood on December 20, 2010, 08:32:38 pm
Peggy writes:

What do you do if you see your husband staggering around in the back yard?








Shoot him again!
Title: Re: Definition of a wife
Post by: AllenF on December 20, 2010, 09:16:07 pm
 :lau:
Title: Re: Definition of a wife
Post by: Jerrymac on December 21, 2010, 12:22:24 am
Quote from: hardwood on December 20, 2010, 08:32:38 pm
Peggy writes:

What do you do if you see your husband staggering around in the back yard?
Shoot him again!

Guess he won't tell anymore wife jokes  :-D
Title: Re: Definition of a wife
Post by: annette on December 21, 2010, 11:07:19 pm
A man and his wife are doing yard work. The husband says to the wife, "Your rear end is as wide as the grill." She ignores the remark.

A little later, the husband takes his measuring tape and measures the grill. Then goes over to his wife while she is bending over working in a flower bed, he measures her rear end and gasps, "Geez, it really IS as wide as the grill!"

Later that night while in bed, her husband starts to feel frisky. She calmly responds, "If you think I'm gonna fire up the grill for one little wiener, you are sadly mistaken."
Title: Re: Definition of a wife
Post by: AllenF on December 22, 2010, 10:13:17 pm
A classic.   :-D
Title: Re: Definition of a wife
Post by: VolunteerK9 on December 22, 2010, 11:35:15 pm
Quote from: hardwood on December 20, 2010, 08:32:38 pm
Peggy writes:

What do you do if you see your husband staggering around in the back yard?
 







Shoot him again!

Figgin hilarious Mrs. Hardwood.....just dont use JP's gun
Title: Re: Definition of a wife
Post by: VolunteerK9 on December 22, 2010, 11:39:48 pm
Quote from: David McLeod on December 20, 2010, 07:43:08 pm

Extremely poor taste but funny nonetheless.
Ladies, please don't take offense, go on the offence.
I'm sure the fairer sex has some just as tasteless for us.

I don't know man...I'm under the influence of some serious narcotics and I still won't touch this subject with a 10 foot pole  :-D
Title: Re: Definition of a wife
Post by: Highlandsfreedom on December 22, 2010, 11:40:51 pm
I reject your reality and substitute my own...
Title: Re: Definition of a wife
Post by: AllenF on December 23, 2010, 10:10:19 am
 :lau:
Title: Re: Definition of a wife
Post by: BjornBee on January 09, 2011, 09:37:17 am
And I always wondered why the wives I was "seeing" in my younger years, would be out and about while the husband was away at work. Maybe it was this attitude from a neanderthal that actually thought this of his wife.

Anyways....thanks guys....I had fun!   ;)