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Offline hareman

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Re: Your best one liners???
« Reply #40 on: September 10, 2012, 02:42:18 pm »
Best one-liner of the weekend:

"If we want to keep our nation's secrets a 'SECRET' then we should store them where President Obama stores his college transcripts and birth certificate."Gov. Mike Huckabee
Do your best and let God do the rest.

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Re: Your best one liners???
« Reply #41 on: September 11, 2012, 09:26:12 am »
Only time a fisherman tells the truth is when he calls another a liar.

 

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