During my physical examination, my doctor asked me about my physical activity level. I described a typical day this way: "Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five hour walk, About 7 miles, through some pretty rough terrain.
I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through brambles. I got sand in my shoes and my eyes. I avoided standing on a snake. I climbed several rocky hills. I took a few 'leaks' behind some big trees. The mental stress of it all
left me shattered. At the end of it all I drank eight beers".
Inspired by the story, the doctor said, "You must be one hell of an outdoors man!"
"No," I replied, "just a crappy golfer?.
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