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Title: Jack Daniels Fishing Story
Post by: cbinstrasburg on February 27, 2012, 09:39:02 pm

Jack Daniels Fishing Story

I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms. Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait.

Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.

Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.

A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. It was that snake, with two more frogs.

Title: Re: Jack Daniels Fishing Story
Post by: Larry Bees on February 27, 2012, 10:26:53 pm

 :lau: :lau: :lau:

Title: Re: Jack Daniels Fishing Story
Post by: Intheswamp on February 27, 2012, 10:54:16 pm

Wait a minute....cottonmouths in Colorado?? ... :jerry:   :-D

Title: Re: Jack Daniels Fishing Story
Post by: AllenF on February 27, 2012, 11:21:20 pm

 :lau:

Title: Re: Jack Daniels Fishing Story
Post by: cbinstrasburg on February 27, 2012, 11:40:48 pm

think I was in Texas that day... :-D   :jerry:

Title: Re: Jack Daniels Fishing Story
Post by: Intheswamp on February 28, 2012, 11:44:33 am

...east Texas, I presume. (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-whacky097.gif)    ;)

Title: Re: Jack Daniels Fishing Story
Post by: iddee on February 29, 2012, 11:32:54 am

Hey, if there's pink elephants in Colorado, there's likely cottonmouths, too. :D