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Title: Speaking German in Texas
Post by: Sparky on January 22, 2012, 08:46:29 pm

In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels , where there is a large German-speaking population.
One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.

 

The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: "Sehr angenehm! Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen." Which means:  "Glad to meet you!  Don't drink the water. The cows have s#*t in it."

 

The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama. I can't understand you.  Please speak in English."

 

The rancher replied:  "Use both hands."

Title: Re: Speaking German in Texas
Post by: AllenF on January 22, 2012, 08:50:33 pm

 :lau:

Title: Re: Speaking German in Texas
Post by: iddee on January 22, 2012, 09:02:56 pm

Das ist gut!!

Title: Re: Speaking German in Texas
Post by: lenape13 on January 23, 2012, 08:30:21 am

Sehr Gut!!!  :-D

Title: Re: Speaking German in Texas
Post by: Larry Bees on January 23, 2012, 12:52:30 pm

 :lau: :lau: :lau:

Title: Re: Speaking German in Texas
Post by: yockey5 on January 23, 2012, 01:15:07 pm

 :lau: :lau: :lau: :devilbanana:

Title: Re: Speaking German in Texas
Post by: vmmartin on January 24, 2012, 12:05:26 am

That's funny in any language.

Title: Re: Speaking German in Texas
Post by: BeeMaster2 on January 24, 2012, 12:54:36 pm

 X:X :jerry:

Title: Re: Speaking German in Texas
Post by: jaseemtp on January 24, 2012, 01:36:54 pm

love it

Title: Re: Speaking German in Texas
Post by: Keeperwannabe on February 02, 2012, 02:52:34 am

"want a cup"

Title: Re: Speaking German in Texas
Post by: Txav8r on March 19, 2012, 01:43:31 am

New braunfels is 20 miles from my house!

Title: Re: Speaking German in Texas
Post by: Intheswamp on March 19, 2012, 09:41:48 am

 :-D

Title: Re: Speaking German in Texas
Post by: G3farms on March 19, 2012, 11:33:14 am

gut'un...........................redneck German  :-D

Title: Re: Speaking German in Texas
Post by: bwdenen on March 19, 2012, 12:20:57 pm

I don't care who you are, that's funny right there.