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Close one
« on: December 19, 2016, 02:48:34 AM »
I think i did the right thing last night. Came out the bar absolutely sloshed, and decided to leave my car and take the bus home. And sure enough being the time of year that it is, a mile down the road police were pulling people over for a breathalyzer; but naturally just waved the bus through and I got home safely. That surprised me cuz I'd never driven a double decker bus before ........Come to think of it, I can't even remember where i got it from.......

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Re: Close one
« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2016, 11:25:42 AM »
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Re: Close one
« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2016, 01:02:22 PM »
Some times it is time to give up the booze.  Bill walked in to his favorite bar and ordered a soda.  The bar tender said bill are you sure you want a soda.  Bill said, Yea it is time to slow down on my drinking last night I blew chunks.  The bar tender said "Well heck bill anyone who drinks as much as you is going to get sick sometime.  Bill said "You don't understand, chunks is my dog."
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Re: Close one
« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2016, 01:16:33 PM »
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