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Offline Geoff

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Iddees' helper Downunder ! !
« on: February 22, 2017, 08:07:38 PM »

     

Two well-dressed ladies happened to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the Brisbane Airport Terminal.

The first lady was an arrogant Victorian married to a wealthy business man.

The second was a well-mannered elderly woman from Mount Isa, Queensland .

 

After a little while the Victorian woman started by saying, "When my first child was born, my husband built a beautiful mansion for me."

The lady from Mount Isa commented, "Well, isn't that fantastic?"

 

The first woman continued, "When my second child was born, my husband bought me a beautiful Mercedes-Benz."

Again, the lady from Mount Isa commented, "Well, isn't that fantastic?"

 

The first woman went on, "Then, when my third child was born, my husband bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet."

Yet again, the Mount Isa lady commented, "Well, isn't that fantastic?"

 

The first woman then asked, "What did your husband buy for you when you had your first child?"

"My husband sent me to charm school," declared the Mount Isa lady.

 

"Charm school?" the first woman cried, "What on earth could they teach you??"

The Mount Isa lady responded, "Well as an example... instead of saying, "Who gives a Fxxx ?" I learned to say, "Well, isn't that fantastic??

 

 

 
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Re: Iddees' helper Downunder ! !
« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2017, 09:24:13 PM »
Iddee's grasshopper is growing. :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :rolleyes:

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Re: Iddees' helper Downunder ! !
« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2017, 02:02:22 AM »
 :cheesy: Read this to Sweet Wife, she said" Southern Ladies have known this for years, only we say,'Bless your heart!' :grin:
« Last Edit: February 23, 2017, 09:20:59 PM by herbhome »

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Re: Iddees' helper Downunder ! !
« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2017, 12:11:23 PM »
 :cheesy: :cheesy: :cheesy:
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Re: Iddees' helper Downunder ! !
« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2017, 07:00:48 PM »


    Thats also a nice translation Herb !
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Re: Iddees' helper Downunder ! !
« Reply #5 on: March 08, 2017, 08:44:29 AM »
good 'un
When the law no longer protects you from the corrupt, but protects the corrupt from you - then you know your nation is doomed.

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Re: Iddees' helper Downunder ! !
« Reply #6 on: May 13, 2017, 12:37:42 AM »
 :cheesy: :cheesy: :cheesy: :cool:
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