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Offline Geoff

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Thank God I made 80 ! !
« on: March 14, 2017, 11:10:20 PM »



     
The wife says, ?The doctor told me that for a 55-year-old woman, I have the breasts of an 18-year-old.?

?Oh yeah?? quipped her husband, ?What did he say about your 55-year-old ass??

She said, ?Your name never came up in the conversation.?
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Re: Thank God I made 80 ! !
« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2017, 11:59:38 PM »
 :cheesy:
"If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed.  If you do read the newspaper you are misinformed."--Mark Twain

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Re: Thank God I made 80 ! !
« Reply #2 on: March 15, 2017, 08:19:05 AM »
 :grin: :grin:
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

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Re: Thank God I made 80 ! !
« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2017, 10:48:25 PM »
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When you come to a fork in the road.....take it.

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Re: Thank God I made 80 ! !
« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2017, 09:53:06 AM »
Oh yeah?? quipped her husband, ?What did he say about your 55-year-old ass??
He should have said where did he leave his glasses?
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Re: Thank God I made 80 ! !
« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2017, 12:54:32 PM »
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Oh yeah?? quipped her husband, ?What did he say about your 55-year-old ass??
He should have said where did he leave his glasses?

"If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed.  If you do read the newspaper you are misinformed."--Mark Twain

 

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