Kathy!!! Ha, you are a funny woman. I was also wondering what you mean, "twisted into a board with a pointy instrument". I thought and thought, what on earth you could possibly be talking about. I was thinking about every thing that I would take if I were to ever venture out with my steed into the bush to do an overnight trek (you are so brave, girl, I would never ever have the guts to do that thing, good for you!!!!). I couldn't come up with even one thing that might have twisted me into a board with a pointy instrument. Anyways, it gave me a really good laugh when you said "screwed", what an imagination and a way with words. Don't lose that, it is a gift. Best of the great day. Cindi