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Offline Geoff

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Move over Spot.
« on: October 03, 2015, 06:22:42 pm »


  Sorry Iddee but Spot has been there too long ! !

            An Aussie pirate walks into a bar with a wooden leg, a hook and an eye patch.
The Barman says 'Sheesh - How'd you lose the leg'

The Pirate says 'Arrrrr - A shark took it off at the knee'

The Barman says 'Thats no good, what about the hand?'

The Piarate says 'Arrrrg - Lost it in a bloody bar brawl'

The Barman says 'Jeez - Well what about the eye then?'

The Pirate says 'Thats easy a seagul crapped in it'

The Barman says 'What?!?!'

The Pirate says 'Arrrrrrr...I'd only had the hook one day...'
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Offline iddee

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Re: Move over Spot.
« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2015, 07:30:40 pm »
Yeah, Geoff. I know how he feels. When I went to crap in the woods, the bear trap clamping on my privates was bad, but the real pain came when I came to the end of the chain.
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Re: Move over Spot.
« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2015, 07:44:33 pm »
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Offline Geoff

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Re: Move over Spot.
« Reply #3 on: October 04, 2015, 05:27:55 pm »


      Thats my other favorite story Wally.
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Re: Move over Spot.
« Reply #4 on: October 04, 2015, 08:18:21 pm »
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