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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: iddee on December 13, 2010, 09:32:19 pm

Title: *WHAT A REAL WOMAN DOES*
Post by: iddee on December 13, 2010, 09:32:19 pm
*WHAT A REAL WOMAN DOES*
A real woman is a man's best friend.  She will never stand him up and
never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and
comfort him after a bad day.
 She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live
without fear and forget regret. She will enable him to express his
deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.
She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man
in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy,
seductive, and invincible. . .
 
 No wait... Sorry... I'm thinking of beer.
That's what beer does...
 Never mind.
Title: Re: *WHAT a REAL WOMAN DOES*
Post by: AllenF on December 13, 2010, 09:45:20 pm
 :-D
Title: Re: *WHAT a REAL WOMAN DOES*
Post by: hardwood on December 13, 2010, 10:59:17 pm
 :lau:

Truer words were never spoken! (the last line anyway :-D)

Scott
Title: Re: *WHAT a REAL WOMAN DOES*
Post by: JP on December 14, 2010, 09:49:43 am
Either beer or that cherry flavored stuff we were drinkin'!  :-D


...JP
Title: Re: *WHAT a REAL WOMAN DOES*
Post by: VolunteerK9 on December 14, 2010, 09:54:54 am
Friggin funny...

Not even gonna ask about the red stuff-most corn by-products are clear though
Title: Re: *WHAT a REAL WOMAN DOES*
Post by: JP on December 14, 2010, 10:03:19 am
Hey K9, what we drank was smooth, it was the cherries that would knock you out if you ate too many!  ;)


...JP