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Offline iddee

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Afternoon sex
« on: June 26, 2011, 08:30:01 am »
The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon "quickie" with their 8-year old son in the apartment
was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities. 


He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:
 "There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he shouted.
 "An ambulance just drove by!"
 "Looks like the Andersons have company," he called out.
"Matt's riding a new bike!"
 "Looks like the Sanders are moving!"
 "Jason is on his skate board!"
 After a few moments he announced, "The  Coopers are having sex!"


 Startled, his mother and dad shot up in bed! Dad cautiously called out,
"How do you know they're having sex?"


 "Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle."
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

Offline Larry Bees

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Re: Afternoon sex
« Reply #1 on: June 26, 2011, 12:03:19 pm »
 :lau: :lau: :lau: :lau: :lau:

That's funny !!!

Offline yockey5

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Re: Afternoon sex
« Reply #2 on: June 26, 2011, 12:35:06 pm »
Roflmao!!!!! Good one!

Offline AllenF

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Re: Afternoon sex
« Reply #3 on: June 26, 2011, 03:55:44 pm »
 :lau:

Offline Mshel

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Re: Afternoon sex
« Reply #4 on: June 26, 2011, 04:11:31 pm »
LOL!! Kids are smarter than we give them credit for.  :-D
« Last Edit: June 26, 2011, 04:28:18 pm by Mshel »

Offline VolunteerK9

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Re: Afternoon sex
« Reply #5 on: June 26, 2011, 04:14:22 pm »
Sex? Whats that? Since the kids were born, my wifes idea of foreplay is me begging for it for three months.

Offline Keeperwannabe

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Re: Afternoon sex
« Reply #6 on: July 20, 2011, 03:28:06 am »
too close to home for comfort.

 

anything