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Offline iddee

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The Fence
« on: January 14, 2016, 08:21:44 am »

The Fence
You can't get any more accurate than this!
This is straight forward country thinking ... By Jeff Foxworthy
 
 
If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!
 
If a Conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
 
If a Conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
 
If a Conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
 
If a Conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
If a Liberal is down-and-out he wonders who is going to take care of him.
 
If a Conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels. A Liberal demands that those they don't like be shut down.
 
If a Conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
 
If a Conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
If a Liberal decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his.
 
If a Conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh. A Liberal will delete it because he's "offended".
 
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

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Re: The Fence
« Reply #1 on: January 14, 2016, 12:26:29 pm »
Yup, that is a good one.
But it is not funny, just true.  :smile:
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Democracy is 2 wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote.
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Re: The Fence
« Reply #2 on: January 14, 2016, 02:11:54 pm »
 :cheesy: :wink: :grin:
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Listen to others but make your own decisions. That way you own the results.
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Re: The Fence
« Reply #3 on: January 14, 2016, 10:37:06 pm »
Sounds like the way it is. :cool: :cool:
« Last Edit: January 18, 2016, 06:40:03 pm by Switchback »
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Re: The Fence
« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2016, 02:49:40 pm »
Nice.
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