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-you spend more money on beekeeping supplies than your spouse - OF COURSE
-you spell be as "bee" most of the time, and usually don't even realize it - TOO BUSY DREAMING OF BEES TO WRITE
-you can identify most flying insects within 30 feet - WHO CAN'T?
-you add your own honey to cherrios, because you refuse to buy the honey "O"s - THEY MAKE IT WITH HONEY ALREADY?
-you have ever had sticky door knobs, keys, etc and didn't think anything of it - OH, THAT SOUNDS FAMILIAR
-you actually look forward to the first beesting of the year - PAIN IS GOOD
-you lay awake at night hoping that the weather will be good enough for a hive inspection tomorrow & then call in sick from work if it is! - ANY EXCUSE TO GET OUT OF WORK
-you have seen the "Bee Movie" and were disgusted by all the incorrect information - WHO NEEDS MOVIES WHEN YOU HAVE THE REAL THING
-your kids have spent hours in the garage as forced labor turning your old hand extractor - DON'T HAVE KIDS, BUT PLAN TO FORCE THE NEIGHBORHOOD KIDS INTO INDENTURED SERVTITUDE-your kids know how to light a smoker, what to put in it & how to "smoke" and you are proud - SEE PREVIOUS
-you hear someone say "drag queen" and it makes you remember to check in on that one hive - IS THERE ANY OTHER REASON TO LIVE-your idea of a fun afternoon is a lawn chair parked out by your hives - BEEN THERE, DO THAT
-you have stayed up until 2am on Beemaster & had to get up for work at 6am! MY ONLY REASON FOR LIVING, BESIDES THE BEES
...you scrounge around work for old blocks to put beehives on - NO, PEOPLE ACTUALLY DELIVER MINE...you've ever dumpster dove for old 2x6's to make supers out of - SEE PREVIOUS
...you never paint your beehives - ALWAYS PAINT, BUT USE CHEAP MISTINTS
...there's so much honey on the floor of your car that you struggle to get your feet out - NO ROOM FOR HONEY, TOO MANY HIVES TOOLS AND SUCH
...there's more than 10 bees at any given time in the back window of your car - NO, BEES FLY FASTER THAN MY VEHICLES DRIVE
...you have empty beehive boxes scattered around the yard DON'T WANT TO GO THERE, SORE SPOT WITH PAM
...you have a recliner outside next to your beehives - JUST A CHAIR, BUT THANKS FOR THE IDEA!...your beekeeping gloves look like astronaut gloves from all the propolis - WHAT ARE GLOVES?
...there isn't any fabric left in your favorite beekeeping pants - DON'T WEAR SPECIAL PANTS, JUST FAVORITE OLD JEANS.