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Offline GSF

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Ole
« on: March 24, 2015, 10:20:57 pm »
Ole was arrested one night while walking bare naked down the streets of the little town of Elbow Lake, Minnesota.
The policeman, who was good friend of Ole's, said, "Ole...What in the world are you doing?  Where are your clothes?  You're naked."
"Yah, I know," said Ole. "You see, I vas over to dat 'playboy' Sven's for his birthday party. Dere vas about 28 of us. Der vas boys and girls."
"Is that right?" his policeman friend asked.
"Yah, Yah, anyvay, dat Sven, he says, 'Everybody get into the bedroom!' So vee all go into the bedroom....den he yells, 'Everybody git naked!'

"Vel, vee all got undressed. Den he yells, 'Everybody go to town!'"
"Oh, my!" exclaimed the policeman.
"Yah, Yah. I guess I'm the first one here.?
When the law no longer protects you from the corrupt, but protects the corrupt from you - then you know your nation is doomed.

Offline Hops Brewster

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Re: Ole
« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2015, 11:32:55 pm »
 :cheesy:
Winter is coming.

I can't say I hate the government, but I am proudly distrustful of them.

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Re: Ole
« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2015, 11:44:52 pm »
 :grin:
Democracy is 2 wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote.
Ben Franklin

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Re: Ole
« Reply #3 on: March 25, 2015, 12:21:15 pm »
 :grin: :tongue: :cool:
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Listen to others but make your own decisions. That way you own the results.
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Re: Ole
« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2015, 10:36:29 am »
 :happy: :cool:
"Character is doing the right thing when nobody's looking." J. C. Watts

 

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