exam

[bcooper]

A lady goes to the doctor for a routine breast exam, and thinks she overheard the doctor tell the nurse that before the exam he needs to numb her breast. So she takes he top off and says go ahead doc numb them, he sticks his face between her breast and says num num num num.

[bernsad]

After that he had to weigh them, he grabbed one in each hand, jiggled them up a down a bit and said, "W'heeyyy!"