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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: mabuzzbee on January 07, 2007, 09:23:40 pm

Title: Study of Women
Post by: mabuzzbee on January 07, 2007, 09:23:40 pm
A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the
kind of features a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on
where she is in her monthly cycle.

For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and
masculine features.

However, during her period, she tends to be more attracted to a man with a
spear lodged in his chest and tape over his mouth while he is on fire.

No further studies are expected. I think they tried doing a study on women
going through the change, but none of the researchers lived to tell about
it.
Title: Re: Study of Women
Post by: Cindi on January 09, 2007, 11:01:20 pm
And ain't it the truth?  Great day. Cindi
Title: Re: Study of Women
Post by: beemaster on January 10, 2007, 01:20:30 am
The night at our County Fair when I knew I fell in love with my wife, I sat on an amusement park swing that launches you off the ground and around and around as the sideshow lights lit up he flowing blonde hair and beautiful innocent smile when she looked back at me.

I think this test may have some validity to it, I was down wind of her during this ride and I don't mind saying on a scale of wimp to macho muscle man I'm about a 6.5 (more moved by emotion then gruntal instinct) so if she were smelling for a caveman, or a bodybuilder - it was my lucky week  ;)
Title: Re: Study of Women
Post by: Cindi on January 10, 2007, 09:39:00 am
Ha John, that was funny.  I guess that was your lucky week.  Sounds like you have a wonderful wife you loves you to the end of time.  Great day.  Cindi