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Brian D. Bray
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Contrabutions Requested: Redneck Christmas Poem
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December 14, 2008, 03:32:08 am »
I think we should all pool our creative genius and collectively write a Redneck Christmas Poem. You can contribute as many lines as you like but I'm in charge of restructuring the lines into a logical cohesive final poem. Not all of the lines may be included...remember it has to be logical but I'm hoping form some hilarity alone the way to grandma's house.
Here's a few lines to get us started and to thinkin':
Raccoon's and 'possums play in the frosty hollows
A still on the hill spills Christmas corn squeezin's
Beauregard stands guard asleep at the hearth.
Let's have some fun and display the Christmas spirit.
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Re: Contrabutions Requested: Redneck Christmas Poem
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December 14, 2008, 07:22:57 pm »
The truck in the carport, so sad that she left me
But mistletoe hangs over the next blonde bimbo - my cousin
Arise arise to a new set of babies come next Christmas Eve.
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Brian D. Bray
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Re: Contrabutions Requested: Redneck Christmas Poem
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December 16, 2008, 08:45:11 pm »
Come on folks, one verse or half a dozen, just rip off a few and see what we come up with.
We can even do such things as editing:
The Misletoe hangs over the truck in the carport
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Arise, arise to set new set of blonde bimbos
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