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Title: I used to wonder why !!!
Post by: Geoff on September 03, 2010, 05:33:41 am
  An elderly senior couple were invited to an old friends home for dinner one evening. She was impressed by the way her lady friend preceded every request to her husband with endearing terms such as: Honey, My love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc. The couple had been married almost 70 years and, clearly, they were still very much in love.

     While the husbands were in the living room, the host leaned over to her friend to say, ‘I think it’s wonderful that, after all these years, you still call your husband all those loving pet names’.
The elderly lady hung her head. ‘I have to tell you the truth,’ she said, ‘His name slipped my mind about 10 years ago and I’m scared to death to ask the cranky old bastard what his name is.
Title: Re: I used to wonder why !!!
Post by: AllenF on September 03, 2010, 02:37:30 pm
There is a vision of my future.
Title: Re: I used to wonder why !!!
Post by: iddee on September 03, 2010, 03:55:21 pm
Future, Heck, I'm there....
Title: Re: I used to wonder why !!!
Post by: Jerrymac on September 03, 2010, 05:21:30 pm
Yeah I married whats her name way back..... wait a minute, did I marry her. When did she get here. Who is she?


Who am I?  :brian:
Title: Re: I used to wonder why !!!
Post by: hardwood on September 03, 2010, 06:38:02 pm
My wife is Peggy. We celebrate our anniversary on Aug 10. Her birthday is Sept 7. Of all the holidays, valentine's day is her favorite.


You get beat enough you remember :-D

Scott
Title: Re: I used to wonder why !!!
Post by: AllenF on September 05, 2010, 12:21:00 am
I think I can't remember because I was beat so................
Title: Re: I used to wonder why !!!
Post by: AliciaH on September 05, 2010, 06:59:49 am
My husband has it easy.  We were married on my birthday.  He only has to remember one day and he's never forgotten. 

Of course, if he ever does, it's nice to know from such good sources that the beating thing works!  :-D
Title: Re: I used to wonder why !!!
Post by: Geoff on September 05, 2010, 09:35:38 pm
Help Alicia.  How do I remember the birthday ???
Title: Re: I used to wonder why !!!
Post by: AliciaH on September 07, 2010, 02:17:06 pm
Tattoo it on your forehead backwards so you can read it in the mirror?  LOL!!!  :-D 

Or guess, and if you get it wrong tell her it should be her birthday every day!  I warn you however, that solution, though romantic, raises expectations!  ;)

Alicia
Title: Re: I used to wonder why !!!
Post by: Jerrymac on September 07, 2010, 04:55:34 pm
Since I don't even remember my birthday I am not expected to remember the wife's.  ;)
Title: Re: I used to wonder why !!!
Post by: iddee on September 07, 2010, 04:59:25 pm
Think of something spectacular that happened on that date. Something you can remember easily. My wife's birthday is Sept. 11...