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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: beecanbee on September 14, 2009, 08:30:09 pm

Title: One better
Post by: beecanbee on September 14, 2009, 08:30:09 pm

Four elderly Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.

The first Catholic man tells his friends, 'My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father''.

The second Catholic man chirps, 'My son is a bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace''.

The third Catholic gent says, 'My son is a cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence''.

The fourth Catholic man chirps, 'My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness''.

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, 'Well...?'

She replies, 'I have a beautiful daughter. She is slim, tall, has long hair, and measures 36-24-36.  And when she walks into a room, people say, .......”OH GOD”

Title: Re: One better
Post by: RayMarler on September 15, 2009, 02:08:15 am

 :lau:

Title: Re: One better
Post by: 1reb on September 16, 2009, 09:49:39 am

 :devilbanana: :lau: :lau:

Title: Re: One better
Post by: JP on September 16, 2009, 04:54:07 pm

 :cheer: :lau:


...jp

Title: Re: One better
Post by: beee farmer on September 26, 2009, 10:37:58 pm

 X:X :lau: