question 1, why do you park on a driveway, and drive on a parkway?
Cause if you park on a parkway they tow your car
I don't know about you but there isn't enough room on a driveway to drive.
question 2, why is a boxing ring square?
Cause they would nee a lot more posts to make it round.
And how would the fighters "retire to their corners"?
question 3, why a pair of undie's but only one bra?
One of the great mysteries of life.
If you solve it, that would bring on the apocolyspse