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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: Kathyp on January 31, 2008, 04:49:31 pm

Title: Basic estate planning
Post by: Kathyp on January 31, 2008, 04:49:31 pm

 
Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the
family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune
when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to
share his fortune.

One evening at an investment meeting he spotted
the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his
breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said to her,
"but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20
million dollars."

Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and
three days later, she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at estate planning than men.
 

Title: Re: Basic estate planning
Post by: Understudy on January 31, 2008, 06:51:50 pm

Women are evil.  :evil:

Smart, cunning, resourceful, and evil.
 ;)
Sincerely,
Brendhan

Title: Re: Basic estate planning
Post by: dpence on January 31, 2008, 07:23:46 pm

LOL...yeap, gold diggers.

Title: Re: Basic estate planning
Post by: annette on February 01, 2008, 12:20:05 am

But you love them!!!!

Title: Re: Basic estate planning
Post by: dpence on February 01, 2008, 12:41:30 pm

Yes, yes no argument there...RTFL.  Venus and Mars.