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Offline GSF

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The Last Kiss
« on: May 02, 2014, 08:00:55 am »

The Last Kiss...



   Back on January 9th, a group of Pekin, Illinois bikers were riding west on  I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge.   

So they stopped.


    George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley

walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was
trying to talk her down off the railing, and says,


"Hey Baby.....whatcha doin' up there on that railin'???
 


"She says tearfully,


"I'm going to commit suicide!!"



While he  didn't want to appear 'sensitive',
George also didn't want to miss this 'be-a-legend'

opportunity either. so he asked...


"Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe...


Why don't you give ole George here your best last kiss???


So, with no hesitation at all,

she leaned back over the railing and did just that...


And it was a long, deep, lingering kiss
followed immediately by another even better one.


After they breathlessly finished,

George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies,


the onlookers, and even the State Trooper...


and then George says,


"Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey!


That's a real talent you're wasting,


Sugar Shorts...You could be famous if you rode with me.
 


Why the heck are you committing suicide?"

  "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."
 


It's still "UNCLEAR" whether she "JUMPED or was "PUSHED"...

When the law no longer protects you from the corrupt, but protects the corrupt from you - then you know your nation is doomed.

Offline tefer2

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Re: The Last Kiss
« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2014, 08:38:19 am »
 :lau: :lau:

Offline Switchback

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Re: The Last Kiss
« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2014, 07:27:33 am »
Good One!
"Character is doing the right thing when nobody's looking." J. C. Watts

Offline BeeMaster2

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Re: The Last Kiss
« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2014, 08:00:07 am »
  :-D
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Re: The Last Kiss
« Reply #4 on: May 06, 2014, 09:59:21 am »
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :-*  :drowning: :jawdrop:

 

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