The Texas rancher says to the Vermont farmer, "How big is you propery?"
The farmer responds, "Well it starts there at the road and goes over to the top of hill and runs back to the trees way over there. "
The Texas ranger says, "That's not so big. When the sun rises on my land, I can get in my car and drive and when the sun sets, I am not at the other side of my property."
to which the farmer responds, "Ah ya, I once had a car like that too."