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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: Irwin on April 04, 2011, 01:12:18 pm

Title: A fifth grader
Post by: Irwin on April 04, 2011, 01:12:18 pm

A fifth grader asked her mother the age-old question, 'How did I get here?'

Her mother told her, 'God sent you.'

'Did God send you, too?' asked the child.

'Yes, Dear,' the mother replied.

'What about Grandma and Grandpa?' the child persisted

'He sent them also,' the mother said.

'Did he send their parents, too?' asked the child.

'Yes, Dear, He did,' said the mother patiently.

'So you're telling me that there has been NO sex in this family for 200 years?
No wonder everyone's so  grouchy around here!'

Title: Re: A fifth grader
Post by: AllenF on April 09, 2011, 11:19:59 pm

Ouch

Title: Re: A fifth grader
Post by: hankdog1 on April 11, 2011, 04:29:35 pm

hehehe and what Irwin forgot to tell that that little boy was him lol

Title: Re: A fifth grader
Post by: Mshel on May 12, 2011, 10:02:35 pm

 :lau: Ha ha ha!

Title: Re: A fifth grader
Post by: Larry Bees on May 26, 2011, 02:17:31 pm

So that's why my wife is always so grouchy!   :-D