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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: Geoff on July 10, 2008, 10:36:40 pm

Title: Probably your minister Ted !!
Post by: Geoff on July 10, 2008, 10:36:40 pm

This is funny, but I expect the minister didn't appreciate it.

A minister was completing a Temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

Sermon complete, he sat down.

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.'

Smile, life is too short not to !!

Title: Re: Probably your minister Ted !!
Post by: SgtMaj on July 18, 2008, 11:25:49 pm

LOL

Title: Re: Probably your minister Ted !!
Post by: JP on July 19, 2008, 08:49:40 am

Bahahahaahaahaahaahah!!!! :-D :-D :-D


...JP

Title: Re: Probably your minister Ted !!
Post by: TwT on July 19, 2008, 10:15:12 am

may not be my minister but sounds like my congregation  ;) !!!!!!!!!! thing is I would be at the river waiting   :-D :evil: ;)

Title: Re: Probably your minister Ted !!
Post by: qa33010 on July 20, 2008, 12:24:19 am

     LOL FOC ROF LOL!!!   Need to see if our new pastor has heard it! :-D

    May be a good time for the fire department to train with the rural pumper truck!