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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: 1reb on March 02, 2009, 09:06:34 pm

Title: Mr American
Post by: 1reb on March 02, 2009, 09:06:34 pm

A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me into this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and a free education!"
 
The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am a Mexican."

The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America ."
The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese."

The new arrival walks farther, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand, and says,"Thank you for wonderful America !"   

That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East .  I am
not American."

He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?"
She says, "No, I am from Africa ."   

Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"
The African lady checks her watch and says, "Probably at work."
 

Title: Re: Mr American
Post by: Kathyp on March 03, 2009, 01:41:30 am

 :-D   :-D

Title: Re: Mr American
Post by: Keith13 on March 03, 2009, 07:07:21 am

HAHAHAHAHAHa
 :lau: :lau:

Keith

Title: Re: Mr American
Post by: TwT on March 03, 2009, 08:50:08 am

i like that one  :lau:

Title: Re: Mr American
Post by: suprstakr on March 03, 2009, 02:32:33 pm

TRUTH is funny . :-\

Title: Re: Mr American
Post by: irerob on March 03, 2009, 04:45:36 pm

  Agreed super is almost to true to be funny  :-P

Title: Re: Mr American
Post by: cundald on March 03, 2009, 06:13:03 pm

It's a shame but it true. :(

Cundald

Title: Re: Mr American
Post by: BjornBee on March 04, 2009, 09:21:27 am

I think I have been infiltrated by "PC" over the years. I laughed, and then thought..."that's not supposed to be funny"...then laughed some more...then thought " Well, it's not everyone"....then laughed some more...... :-D