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Offline iddee

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Child birth at 65
« on: May 26, 2015, 07:39:15 pm »
Childbirth at 65   

 
With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth... When she was discharged from the Hospital and went home, I went to visit.

'May I see the new baby?' I asked
 
'Not yet ,' she said, 'I'll make coffee and we can chat for a while first.'
 
Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'
 
'No, not yet,' she said.
 
After another few minutes had elapsed,
 
I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'
'No, not yet,' replied my friend.

Growing very Impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'
 
'WHEN HE CRIES!'
she told me.
 
'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'

'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!'
 
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Re: Child birth at 65
« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2015, 09:08:18 am »
I had a cousin to give birth when she was close to 60 - and that's NOT funny!
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Re: Child birth at 65
« Reply #2 on: May 29, 2015, 09:34:29 pm »
My gran pappy still fathers a baby or two every year.
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Re: Child birth at 65
« Reply #3 on: June 04, 2015, 12:40:10 pm »
Sorry Gary, I laugh out loud.  :grin:
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Re: Child birth at 65
« Reply #4 on: June 04, 2015, 01:08:17 pm »
I am 67 and my youngest is about to give birth. I wonder if I send this to them if it will get me out of babysitting by myself?  -Mike
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