Blonde Joke

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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get it started.”

Her boyfriend asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?”

The blonde says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a tiger.”

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help her with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, “ First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these into anything resembling a tiger.”

He takes her hand and says, “Second. I want you to relax. Let’s have a nice cup of tea, and then…”
He sighed………
“Let’s put all the frosted flakes back in the box.”

[AKs]

A woman has a new dog that she's trying to train to behave properly in her car. She pulls into a parking spot at the shopping mall, leaves the windows cracked so the dog can get fresh air, and then tells the dog to lie down in the back seat. Then she gets out and, through the window tells the dog to "Stay!" She takes a few steps and faces back to the car with, "Stay!" A few more steps and then again, "Stay!" This continues as she gets a little farther and farther from the car. Finally, the blonde in the car several spots away says, "Why don't you just put it in 'Park'?"

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Frosted Flakes  love it

Johnny  :devilbanana: